The other day Natey got very quiet.  When I found him in my bathroom, he was in my expensive (but I never use it) liquid eyeliner.  He said "Mommy I need a towel!"  I said "Natey, I need a picture!"  He looks like a sick Bozo the clown. 
While I was at Girls Camp with the big girls, Nate was awakened more morning by Natey saying "Daddy, I'm hungry"  Nate said his faced looked like this but it was really chocolate and he told Natey " I think you've already had something to eat".  I would never let him eat sweets for breakfast.  Nate just laughed out loud!  When he went downstairs, he found one of the big King Size Chocolate bars with the whole corner eaten but Natey has wrapped it back up and put it back in the fridge.  Too bad he didn't hide the evidence on his face!